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COLLEGE BASKETBALL:
Memphis owned Tulsa last night. Joey Dorsey was nowhere to be found. He even tried goin with the fro, but it did not work. He's not the sole reason Memphis lost to Tennessee. If Willie or Mack hit one 3pter a piece in the UT game then Memphis wins. They finally broke out of their respective funks last night. That's good because it doesn't look like Joey is breaking out of his anytime soon. That's ashame too since his senior day is coming up.....

NBA:
Hornets owned the Suns last night. Yes, the Suns are slower. That's what happens when you trade the best player in the league at running the break for the worst player in the league at running the break. They say they're still trying to figure it out. I've got it figured out. You aren't better than the Lakers, Spurs, Mavs, Hornets, or Jazz. It didn't take the Lakers long to figure it out when Pau got there.

We're all hoping for a Celtics/Lakers Finals. If you're not then you don't like basketball. A lot of people think it's going to happen, but since the trade deadline (Cleveland gets Big Ben, Wally World, Delonte West, and Joe Smith while San Antonio picks up Kurt Thomas) has anyone thought we could have another Spurs/Cavs Finals? Mr. Stern hopes not and the rest of America is with him.

Caron Butler has a torn hip. That sucks. Washington at least had their heads above water while Agent Zero was out. Now they're under .500. They'll still make the playoffs (I think they're the 6 seed now). If they can get Agent Zero and Butler back for the playoffs look for them to maybe upset Orlando in the first round.

MLB:
Roger Clemens is royally screwed. He should've taken the Bonds approach. At least he kept his mouth shut.

Jon Heyman from SI said yesterday on Verno's show that Mark McGwire may make an appearance at Cardinals spring training. Is he finally ready to talk about the past? Because that's all anyone wants to talk to him about.

NFL:
Panthers signed Mushin Mohammed and released David Carr. Good decisions.

Tom Coughlin got paid. F you Tiki Barber.

Free Agents can sign after midnight tonight. Great. I hate football talk in the middle of basketball season.

PREDICTIONS FOR THE DAY:
Darren McFadden will put up Adrian Peterson like numbers next year.

Tennessee will not be a 1 seed because they will not win the SEC Tournament. 1 seeds will be Memphis, UCLA (they will win Pac-10 Tourney), winner of the Big 12 tourney (Kansas or Texas), and winner of ACC tourney (UNC or Duke).

Here's to Myron Cope....