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Robert Dozier could be charged with assault after alledgedly hitting his girlfriend. Reports say he followed her outside the Plush Club on Sunday night. They pulled over at Union and 2nd, got into a dispute, and he hit her. WHAT IS HE DOING????? You played with Jeremy Hunt. Didn't that teach you a lesson? Oh wait, Hunt was allowed back on the team and so no, it didn't teach anybody a lesson. Dorsey will come off the bench tonight and I suspect it has something to do with him throwing the ball at the ref Saturday afternoon vs. UTEP. This season could be memorable and even if they do make the Final Four, all anyone will talk about is how Dozier hit his girlfriend and was still allowed to play basketball. First you had CDR pissed off about Thanksgiving, then Andre Allen was pissed off about lack of playing time, now we have Dorsey throwing balls at refs and Dozier punching chicks. They'll still beat SMU by 20, but this thing could fall apart.

Now, more knowledge for your brain....

-Duke at UNC tonight. I've been to one of these games and they are worth all the hype. I hate Duke, but they will win tonight. UNC is overrated and now they don't have Ty Lawson which means Paulus is free to go (he couldn't guard Lawson for doo doo last year). Dickie V is back. Who cares? Duke wins by 8. Final score? 80-72 Duke.

-Shaq is in Phoenix for a physical. If he passes, he will be a Phoenix Sun. Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks go to Miami. Makes sense for both teams. Miami needs to get younger and more athletic. The Heat will still have a top 6 pick and they will try to net a point guard in the draft. Phoenix needs some interior defense. Shaq, i guess, can help that. He's not Shaq of 5 years ago. Hell, he's not Shaq of 2 years ago, but he's big. It's a move to get them by the Spurs. Plus, the Suns are 5-8 this year against teams with winning records so they weren't going anywhere with the lineup they had. Prediction? Phoenix isn't going to the WCF. That'll be a Lakers-Spurs matchup.

-Pau Gasol made his Laker debut last night (24pts, 12rebs). He will help this team alot. Kobe was having to score around 35 a game just to keep LA around in the first 10 games of Bynum's absence. Pau comes in, Kobe only scores 6pts, and they win by 15? He'll help this team. The triangle moves fast and Pau is skilled enough to make it move. It was still the right move in trading him.

-Grizz lost to the Bucks minus Michael Redd. Mo Williams went off. Where's your D Lowry? You're getting traded in the off-season.

-Nolan Ryan will become the new president of the Texas Rangers. Maybe he'll find them some pitching....

-National Signing Day is today. I don't follow recruiting, but I know if you have top classes year in and year out then you're probably going to be good year in and year out.

Here's to Robert Dozier....